As Long as the Rivers Run
A series of articles about the European invasion and colonisation of Canada. |
As Long as the Rivers Run: 1
Déjà vu All Over Again
I began this series of articles at a time when the Snuneymuxw treaty negotiations were in full swing and it had become clear that lands on Gabriola would be among those involved in the treaty settlement.
As Long as the Rivers Run: 3
Four Thousand, Five Thousand, Six Thousand White Men…
Stage One Continued If you tuned in to the ongoing saga of First Nations relationships with European infiltrators at or after the Oka standoff, you will be surprised to discover that the French colonials were originally seen as the invaders of choice, before “Wolf the Dauntless Hero came and planted firm Britannia's flag”, etc.,
As Long as the Rivers Run: 5
Millions of Little White Men
The End of Stage One While our First Nations protagonists are coming to terms with the reality that the white man's government cannot be trusted, let me explain how the Europeans of the 18th century made peace with themselves over their rude behaviour as guests in other peoples' lands.
Dear Gord 39
Mr. Premier, hopefully this is the second last missive I shall be penning to your right honourable self.
Dear Gord 38
With a provincial election just around the corner and remembering that it’s always good to look at where we’ve been to better see where we might be going, I thought it advisable to compile a list of your government’s actions, decisions and their consequences over the past few years just to remind voters and to provide some sense of where we would be heading should your government get re-elected on May 12.
Dear Gord 37
Mr. Premier, I wonder, has anyone mentioned to you that there’s an election coming up in May?
Dear Gord 36
As the May election approaches, I’ve become increasingly aware of the fact that politics, at least the way we appear to be currently practising this art in BC and in Canada, seems to be increasingly negative, partisan, divisive and unhealthy.
Dear Gord 34
You know Mr. Premier, I’ve been a political junkie for as long as I can remember.
Dear Gord 33
Well Mr. Premier, it was interesting to see you on television a couple of weeks ago when you presented your ten point solution to address the economic tsunami and the impacts it might have on our fair province.
Dear Gord 32
Mr. Premier, in spite of establishing dates for both the spring and fall sittings of the legislature, you have once again cancelled the fall sitting.
Dear Gord 31
Gord, Gord, Gord. I continue to be amazed at the new lows to which both your government and your political associate Prime Minister Harper will sink!
Dear Gord 30
Mr. Premier, I realize you’re in Beijing at the moment, enjoying the Olympics.
Dear Gord 29
Well Mr. Premier, you’ve managed to be spoken of by almost every citizen of British Columbia on Canada Day and beyond.
Dear Gord 28
Well Mr. Premier, you and your band of merry Ministers must be pleased with yourselves having finished off this session of the Legislative Assembly with your signature blend of arrogance, partisan pomposity, and your obvious distain for accepted parliamentary procedure.
Dear Gord 27
Well Mr. Premier, it’s been an interesting month!
Dear Gord 26
Mr. Premier, I appreciate that you’re busy but, I’m surprised, nay astonished, that you haven’t had one personal comment or reaction about the increase in BC Ferries fares over the past five years.
Dear Gord 25
Mr. Premier! It would appear that certain of your Ministers and minions have a remarkable tendency to develop recurring cases of hoof and mouth disease!
Dear Gord 24
Mr. Premier, there are a number of things that have caught my attention in the last little while.
Dear Gord 24
Mr. Premier, there are a number of things that have caught my attention in the last little while.
Dear Gord 22
Well Mr. Premier, it’s getting close to the end of the year, and I figured this would be a great time to take a look at the overall performance of you and your government over the past twelve months.
Dear gord 21
Ah Mr. Premier, although you’ve provided me with enough material to write a daily column lately, what with the extra few bucks that the new Vancouver Convention Centre will cost us (over 400 additional million, wasn’t it?)
Dear Gord 20
Well Mr. Premier, you do keep me on my toes – metaphorically speaking.
Dear Gord 19
Well Mr. Premier, it feels like summer’s over and I’m looking forward to the excitement that comes with the fall session of the Provincial Legislature.
Dear Gord 16
Mr. Premier, I just wanted to take this opportunity to review the events of the past few weeks for your government, tie up a few loose ends and get ready for summer.
Dear Gord 15
Mr. Premier, every time I even remotely consider terminating this one-sided dialogue with your honourable self, you serve me up a platter of new and deeply disconcerting decisions that pull me back into the process and leave me aghast with your apparent capacity to be out of touch with the world the rest of us appear to inhabit!
Dear Gord 14
Well congratulations on finally getting to meet the Governator!
Dear Gord 13
Gord! I thought I was going to be able to leave you for a while, hoping that the antics of your superegos, Stephen and George, would attract my attention.
Dear gord 12
Well Mr. Premier, as much as I’ve enjoyed our admittedly one way conversations over the past year, I’ve come to the conclusion that I must admit that it doesn’t seem to be having the impact I had hoped for when we began this monologue.
Dear Gord 10
As it’s getting close to Christmas and Chanukah, I thought I’d send out my wish list for BC for this time of year.First
Dear Gord 9
So when I got back from vacation, I heard that you cancelled the regular fall sitting of the Legislative Assembly because it was reported you stated that debating issues in the Legislature was nothing but 'busy work'.
Dear Gord 8
As much as I value our in-depth conversations, my focus this time is on your philosophical colleague, Stephen (Steve) Harper.
Dear Gord 7
Well it’s summer and in the fine tradition of your government, you’ve managed to slide some hefty pay increases to the senior political staff and top bureaucrats, arguing that “we have to make sure that we have compensation that's fair and reasonable.”
Dear Gord 6
Let’s talk about BC Ferries this time and let’s cut through the bureaucratic mumble-jumble and the pretension that BC Ferries is a private corporation.
Dear Gord 4
You know Gord, as much as I enjoy our ongoing (admittedly one-sided ) conversation, at the moment my attention has been ripped from your exploits and riveted on those of the newly minted, minority Prime Minister Stephen Harper and his hordes of Republican wannabes.
Dear Gord 3
Well it’s been while since I’ve taken pen to paper (or fingers to keyboard.)
Dear Gord 2
When I first contemplated penning a regular missive to your right honourable self, I thought perhaps it might be both cathartic (for me) and an incentive to at least consider looking at the decisions you and your government are making in a different light.
Dear Gord 1
It would appear that your plan to completely privatize BC Ferries and to ensure that only the wealthy will be able to afford to live on the Gulf Islands is close to success.